The following public service announcement comes to you from Blog Well Done and good, God fearing Americans everywhere.
There’s a threat out there, lurking in the grocery store and hiding in the hearts, refrigerators and arteries of American citizens. It’s more disruptive to American values than even health care reform, which can only cause all of us to be happier and healthier. Read my lips, no good will come of it.
But back to the matter at hand. Some call this threat I speak of a silent killer. Some find it thoroughly addictive. Some call it delicious, delicious pork fat. Everyone calls it: bacon.
That’s right bacon.