French-toasted Framed Eggs: A recipe in rhyme

This is the bread that Beth bought.

These are the swirls
Inside of the bread that Beth bought.

This is the hole
That hid in the swirls
Inside of the bread that Beth bought.

These are the eggs
That went in the holes
That hid in the swirls
Inside of the bread that Beth bought.

This is the bacon
That goes with the eggs
That went in the holes
That hid in the swirls
That was in the bread that Beth bought.

This is the griddle with the broken leg
That cooked the bacon
That goes with the egg
That went in the hole
That hid in the swirls
That was in the bread that Beth bought.

There was a mage all hungry and sad
Who fixed the griddle with the broken leg
That cooked the bacon
That goes with the egg
That went in the hole
That hid in the swirls
That was in the bread that Beth bought.

This is the breakfast all ready to serve
To feed the mage who's hungry and glad
She fixed the griddle with a broken leg
That cooked the bacon
That goes with the egg
That went in the hole
That hid in the swirls
That was in the bread that Beth bought.

with thanks to the lost authors of history